The Peterkin papers — A Reader’s Guide

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Hale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody), 1820-1900 Project Gutenberg 2002 Not confirmed
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Lucretia P. Hale's comic chronicles of the Peterkin family, whose well-meaning blunders—like salting coffee or failing to choose a carpet—are resolved by the mysterious 'lady from Philadelphia.' A satire of domestic logic and communal problem-solving.
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ecided upon, and there was room for each of the family to sign, the little boys contenting themselves with rough sketches of their india-rubber boots.

Mr. Peterkin, Agamemnon, and Solomon John took the postal-card to the post-office early one morning, and by the afternoon of that very day, and all the next day, and for many days, came streaming in answers on postals and on letters. Their card had been addressed to the lady from Philadelphia, with the number of her street. But it must have been read by their neighbors in their own town post-office before leaving; it must have been read along its way: for by each mail came piles of postals and letters from town after town, in answer to the question, and all in the same tone: “Yes, yes; publish the adventures of the Peterkin family.”

“Publish them, of course.”

And in time came the answer of the lady from Philadelphia:--“Yes, of course; publish them.”

This is why they were published.

THE LADY WHO PUT SALT IN HER COFFEE.

THIS was Mrs. Peterkin. It was a mistake. She had poured out a delicious cup of coffee, and, just as she was helping herself to cream, she found she had put in salt instead of sugar! It tasted bad. What should she do? Of course she couldn’t drink the coffee; so she called in the family, for she was sitting at a late breakfast all alone. The family came in; they all tasted, and looked, and wondered what should be done, and all sat down to think.

At last Agamemnon, who had been to college, said, “Why don’t we go over and ask the advice of the chemist?” (For the chemist lived over the way, and was a very wise man.) Mrs. Peterkin said, “Yes,” and Mr. Peterkin said, “Very well,” and all the children said they would go too. So the little boys put on their india-rubber boots, and over they went.

Now the chemist was just trying to find out something which should turn everything it touched into gold; and he had a large glass bottle into which he put all kinds of gold and silver, and many other valuable things, and melted them all up over the fire, till he had almost found what he wanted. He could turn things into almost gold. But just now he had used up all the gold that he had round the house, and gold was high. He had used up his wife’s gold thimble and his great-grandfather’s gold-bowed spectacles; and he had melted up the gold head of his great-great-grandfather’s cane; and, just as the Peterkin family came in, he was down on his knees before his wife, asking her to let him have her wedding-ring to melt up with an the rest, because this time he knew he should succeed, and should be able to turn everything into gold; and then she could have a new wedding-ring of diamonds, all set in emeralds and rubies and topazes, and all the furniture could be turned into the finest of gold.

Now his wife was just consenting when the Peterkin family burst in. You can imagine how mad the chemist was! He came near throwing his crucible--that was the name of his melting-pot--at their heads. But he didn’t. He listened as calmly as he could to the story of how Mrs. Peterkin had put salt in her coffee.

At first he said he couldn’t do anything about it; but when Agamemnon said they would pay in gold if he would only go, he packed up his bottles in a leather case, and went back with them all.

First he looked at the coffee, and then stirred it. Then he put in a little chlorate of potassium, and the family tried it all round; but it tasted no better. Then he stirred in a little bichlorate of magnesia. But Mrs. Peterkin didn’t like that. Then he added some tartaric acid and some hypersulphate of lime. But no; it was no better. “I have it!” exclaimed the chemist,--“a little ammonia is just the thing!” No, it wasn’t the thing at all.

Then he tried, each in turn, some oxalic, cyanic, acetic, phosphoric, chloric, hyperchloric, sulphuric, boracic, silicic, nitric, formic, nitrous nitric, and carbonic acids. Mrs. Peterkin tasted each, and said the flavor was pleasant, but not precisely that of coffee. So then he tried a little calcium, aluminum, barium, and strontium, a little clear bitumen, and a half of a third of a sixteenth of a grain of arsenic. This gave rather a pretty color; but still Mrs.

The Peterkin family, as presented in Lucretia P. Hale's collected sketches, operates under a peculiar logic: every domestic decision escalates into a crisis that only an outside authority—the lady from Philadelphia—can resolve. In the preface, the family debates whether to publish their adventures via postal card, a decision that triggers a flood of unsolicited replies from strangers who have read the card along its route. This moment captures the series' central dynamic: the Peterkins' earnest, convoluted reasoning collides with a world that responds in unexpected, often comic, ways.

The excerpts reveal a pattern of collective indecision and misplaced confidence. When the family must move, they cannot settle on a carpet; the resulting chaos—furniture carts arriving early, books dumped and dusted haphazardly—is narrated with deadpan specificity. Hale's humor lies not in exaggeration but in the meticulous reporting of each misstep, as when Elizabeth Eliza sinks 'in despair upon the end of a sofa' while her mother clutches a single volume of the Encyclopædia.

The Logic of the Postal Card

The preface to the second edition offers a concentrated example of the Peterkins' decision-making process. The family must decide whether to publish their papers, and Solomon John suggests a postal card because 'everybody reads a postal, and everybody would read it as it came along, and see its importance, and help it on.' Elizabeth Eliza approves, noting it would be less expensive and quicker than a letter. The plan backfires spectacularly: the card is read by neighbors, post-office workers, and strangers across towns, generating 'piles of postals and letters' in reply. The family's faith in a single, transparent message is undercut by the very publicity they sought.

This episode establishes a recurring tension between the Peterkins' desire for efficiency and the unpredictable consequences of their actions. Their logic is internally consistent—a postal card is indeed faster and cheaper—but it fails to account for how others will interpret or act upon it. Hale presents this not as foolishness but as a kind of naive optimism, a belief that the world will cooperate with their plans if only the plans are clearly stated.

The Carpet Crisis and the Limits of Planning

The moving scene in the excerpts illustrates how the Peterkins' elaborate preparations collapse under practical pressures. Elizabeth Eliza has made a detailed programme for the move, specifying which furniture should go first. But the carters arrive early, ignore her plan, and begin loading 'the heavy pieces in the bottom of the cart' without consulting her. Mrs. Peterkin, left alone, tries to enforce the programme but is overwhelmed; she ends up dusting books one-handed while the men work around her.

The crisis escalates when the family admits they have not yet chosen a carpet—they returned from Boston 'unable to decide upon one.' In desperation, Elizabeth Eliza consults the lady from Philadelphia, who recommends a local store. The solution is immediate but anticlimactic: the carpet they had all liked without doubt was available all along. Hale uses this anticlimax to underscore the family's tendency to overlook obvious answers while pursuing more complicated ones. The scene is rich in physical detail—the sideboard emptied, books in 'hopeless masses'—that grounds the comedy in tangible disorder.

The Lady from Philadelphia as Dea ex Machina

Throughout the excerpts, the lady from Philadelphia functions as a narrative device that both resolves and complicates the Peterkins' problems. She is never described, never appears directly, and her advice is always relayed secondhand. In the moving scene, Elizabeth Eliza 'did not like to go and ask her' but feels compelled by the emergency; the lady's recommendation is simple and effective. Yet her role is not merely that of a wise outsider. The preface shows that the family's initial query to her—via postal card—spirals into a public referendum, suggesting that her authority is as much a product of the Peterkins' imagination as of her actual wisdom.

Hale leaves the lady's identity deliberately vague. She is a figure of common sense, but her interventions often highlight the family's inability to apply common sense themselves. The humor depends on the gap between the Peterkins' elaborate reasoning and the lady's straightforward solutions. Readers are invited to laugh at the family's blindness while also recognizing the genuine affection with which Hale portrays their earnest efforts.

Readers approaching The Peterkin Papers will find that the humor accumulates through repetition: each story reworks the same basic pattern of well-intentioned error and external rescue. The pleasure lies not in the resolution but in the inventive detours the family takes to reach it. Pay attention to the minor characters—the carters, the neighbors, the postal workers—who often act as unwitting foils to the Peterkins' schemes. Their silent, practical responses provide a counterpoint to the family's verbal and emotional excess.

I kept thinking about how the Peterkins fumble toward solutions, never quite seeing their own absurdity, and it made me remember the quiet ache in Galsworthy's world — the same gentle watching of people trapped in their own well-meaning choices. Complete Project Gutenberg John Galsworthy Works — A Reader’s Guide carries that same lingering warmth, less laughing, more sighing, but equally human. That feeling stayed with me.

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